The Mainframe - mormons

occamsRazor 19-Jan-19 07:15 PM

Mormons. (edited)

Pinned a message.

they always look like they're on their way to an abecrombie and fitch convention

hecking dorks

Grizzy-TheKiwi 19-Jan-19 07:22 PM

we don't have them here i think

haven't had one knock on our door

probably helps i live in rural new zealand, barely anyone living here

occamsRazor 19-Jan-19 07:23 PM

They have missionaries literally all around the world

I'm surprised that they haven't bothered you yet

I live in a gated community so they're not allowed

RIP, I've always wanted to meet one

Grizzy-TheKiwi 19-Jan-19 07:24 PM

it would start to piss me off if i had them always knocking on my door

occamsRazor 19-Jan-19 07:24 PM

They actually make a list of peoples' houses they've been to

Grizzy-TheKiwi 19-Jan-19 07:24 PM

and do they check it twice?

occamsRazor 19-Jan-19 07:24 PM

They mark yours off if you tell them to go away or if they've had no success

So they'd probably show up once and leave

I actually happen to know a lot about these guys

Grizzy-TheKiwi 19-Jan-19 07:25 PM

if you have to deal with them i imagine you would

occamsRazor 19-Jan-19 07:25 PM

They're seriously kinda fascinating and have an entire history

And the missionary system? Wew lad

The training and shit that goes into sending people off to god knows where for two years?

Ngl kinda hardcore

Grizzy-TheKiwi 19-Jan-19 07:26 PM

religion can make people do crazy things

occamsRazor 19-Jan-19 07:26 PM

Religion is fucking awesome and cool

anyway

I can post more Mormon facts here

Technically, they prefer the term The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (& Knuckles) GONE WRONG! GONE SEXUAL! Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series but that's way too fucking long (edited)

Mr. Nether 19-Jan-19 07:35 PM

LMBO

occamsRazor 19-Jan-19 07:36 PM

they're Mormons

That's it

It's easy

Like Baptists or Lutherans

anyway follow for more dumb shit and maybe interesting shit

also the musical ain't very accurate at all, shocker, surprise

occamsRazor 21-Jan-19 10:58 AM

I’ve actually met some of the Mormon bois irl, but is was by complete accident

My car was running low on gas and I had no idea where to find a gas station (this was before I had gps) so before my car died I pulled into the parking lot of one of their churches

I figured that they would be the least likely to get pissed off about people pulling into their parking lot

I asked one for directions, he was a nice guy and he told me about his mission trip to Germany

Very soft and wholesome but I had to get outta there

The Grand Old Lady 21-Jan-19 11:02 AM

Yeah

occamsRazor 21-Jan-19 11:02 AM

They have laser vision

~~lmao just kidding but could you imagine~~

Mr. Nether 21-Jan-19 11:24 AM

occamsRazor 21-Jan-19 01:29 PM

This is oddly specific

Mr. Nether 21-Jan-19 01:30 PM

and?

occamsRazor 21-Jan-19 01:36 PM

Mormons are already cool wtf you smoking

Mr. Nether 21-Jan-19 01:37 PM

the good stuff man

occamsRazor 21-Jan-19 01:39 PM

Well

Mr. Nether 21-Jan-19 01:40 PM

some of that W E E D

Grizzy-TheKiwi 21-Jan-19 02:05 PM

occamsRazor 21-Jan-19 02:13 PM

this channel is about Utah not Colorado

occamsRazor 21-Jan-19 07:31 PM

To be fair, Utah is pretty fucking rad

It's so pretty

why can't Florida have shit like this

Mr. Nether 21-Jan-19 07:35 PM

Because Florida sucks

occamsRazor 22-Jan-19 01:21 PM

Look at this sexy ass temple

I like this temple, that is a niiiice temple

Grizzy-TheKiwi 22-Jan-19 01:34 PM

i like the architecture

The Grand Old Lady 22-Jan-19 01:50 PM

Mmmmm nice

Mr. Nether 22-Jan-19 01:51 PM

noice

occamsRazor 22-Jan-19 05:51 PM

One word:

Oh, and I guess a e s t h e t i c works too

Grizzy-TheKiwi 22-Jan-19 11:20 PM

the bull foundation looks crap though tbh

The Grand Old Lady 23-Jan-19 12:00 AM

Yes it does

occamsRazor 23-Jan-19 07:36 PM

Look at this dude. Look at that smug ass grin.

This is the face of a man who gave zero fucks.

Joseph Smith, aka Lil Smithy or Vanilla Smith, invented all this shit

Of course, straight outta the good ole burned over district in New York; where the best religious awakenings of America came from

He started having visions and revelations from angels dude! Or maybe he accidentally got high on shrooms. Either way, pretty rad dude who went out like a real OG rapper; shot the frick out

I know it looks like I’m just making fun of this guy but all joking aside he’s pretty fascinating, goodnight

Grizzy-TheKiwi 24-Jan-19 03:17 PM

i'd like to imagine he got high asf on some mushrooms and was like what if i created a religion

occamsRazor 24-Jan-19 03:51 PM

Wait till you hear about Brigham Young

He’s the guy who led them all the way to the Great Salt Lake

And he had a killer beard

Look at this dude’s ridiculous beard game

The Grand Old Lady 24-Jan-19 05:24 PM

His face says “Damn right I did”

occamsRazor 26-Jan-19 05:27 PM

Mormons love to hang out at Chick Fil A randomly

Just an observation

Mr. Nether 26-Jan-19 05:28 PM

i was just there yesterday, can confirm

occamsRazor 26-Jan-19 05:28 PM

Especially in the middle of the night

For some reason

Grizzy-TheKiwi 26-Jan-19 07:50 PM

sounds shady but okay

occamsRazor 31-Jan-19 08:53 AM

Utah

Has

An

Excellent

Economy

And

A

Growing

Population

So

Frick

You

Grizzy-TheKiwi 31-Jan-19 07:04 PM

over

use

of

an

emoji

occamsRazor 31-Jan-19 07:33 PM

It’s

a

free

country

I

Post

What

I

Want

Grizzy-TheKiwi 31-Jan-19 10:55 PM

still

over

use

Mr. Nether 01-Feb-19 08:20 AM

jazz

music

stops

(edited)

occamsRazor 12-Feb-19 11:35 AM

Mormons are invading where my cousin lives! (Blurred her face out to protect her identity lmao)

Better start locking your doors

Mr. Nether 12-Feb-19 11:38 AM

HIDE YOUR WIFE AND KIDS

occamsRazor 25-Feb-19 10:13 AM

”Mormons” is one letter away from being “morons” and I don’t think that’s a coincidence (edited)

Lmao jk they’re good bois

occamsRazor 07-Mar-19 08:47 AM

Mormons believe that they will eventually have an entire planet all to themselves in the distant future. If that ain’t bomb, I don’t know what is.

I guess the state of Utah wasn’t enough

occamsRazor 13-Mar-19 07:45 PM

What if there were Space Mormons? That shit would be tight asf ...oh wait.

I’m writing a story with space Mormons in them.

Prepare ya ass

Mr. Nether 13-Mar-19 07:47 PM

Alrighty then

occamsRazor 23-Mar-19 09:42 PM

GUCCI

GANG

~~in all honesty I’m not ashamed to admit that I think Mormon boys are kinda cute~~

like c’mon how could you say no to their soft squishy smiling faces

ectobat 🌱 28-Mar-19 11:08 AM

they all look like potatoes

occamsRazor 28-Mar-19 01:10 PM

They: potato

They: look like 1950s NASA employees

We going ✈️ moon

Mr. Nether 28-Mar-19 01:15 PM

im going to steal de moon

occamsRazor 04-Apr-19 11:25 AM

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They already see the light.

ectobat 🌱 04-Apr-19 12:45 PM

occamsRazor 04-Apr-19 01:35 PM

aLl cHrIsTiAnS aRe bIgOtEd hOmOpHoBeS

sure, jan

ectobat 🌱 05-Apr-19 10:37 AM

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occamsRazor 11-Apr-19 11:37 AM

I interviewed some Mormons once in a parking lot in the middle of a really hot day

I had to go and find them myself because my neighborhood doesn’t allow them lmao

They were really nice and one guy told me his whole mission trip story about going to Germany

If I remember correctly he and his buddy got lost or something??

ectobat 🌱 11-Apr-19 02:19 PM

rip

there are some Mormons that frequent the USF campus apparently

occamsRazor 11-Apr-19 02:22 PM

There’s a bunch that wander around UF according to my cousin

ectobat 🌱 11-Apr-19 02:23 PM

no Mormons at community college : ( (edited)

We just get people trying to legalize weed

which I’m sure they get at other college campuses, but that’s all we get

occamsRazor 11-Apr-19 02:24 PM

Why can’t Mormons ever come here? Oh, right. The HOA would gun them down on sight

cleeemo 11-Apr-19 02:24 PM

Lmao

occamsRazor 11-Apr-19 02:24 PM

We actually have anti-Mormon turrets installed

ectobat 🌱 11-Apr-19 02:24 PM

“Not in my good Christian suburbs” (edited)

occamsRazor 11-Apr-19 02:25 PM

Try not to wear white and a tie when you come around here

The AI is a bit faulty

ectobat 🌱 11-Apr-19 02:25 PM

wow

occamsRazor 11-Apr-19 02:25 PM

Our neighbor Bob made that mistake a few weeks ago

He’s not our neighbor anymore

ectobat 🌱 11-Apr-19 02:26 PM

“To the family of neighbor Bob.. he will be missed”

occamsRazor 11-Apr-19 02:26 PM

And now, the weather

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K2bARioPQiA

laughingman4471

Ultimate Mormon Missionary Bike Wreck

LDS Missionary challenges a monster hill and fails!

what a bunch of big nerd idiots lmao

ectobat 🌱 11-Apr-19 02:39 PM

ULTUMATE

occamsRazor 11-Apr-19 04:52 PM

petition to rename them to memeons?

Parrot Bird 11-Apr-19 04:53 PM

petition to not

ectobat 🌱 11-Apr-19 06:51 PM

I second that, pls don’t

Mr. Nether 12-Apr-19 11:40 AM

Pls do

InsatiablyHungry 15-Apr-19 07:06 PM

Christians

Mr. Nether 11-May-19 08:43 AM

im bringing this channel back

occamsRazor 11-May-19 09:07 AM

yes indeeeeeeed

Parrot Bird 11-May-19 04:16 PM

no

keep it buried

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But they made McPricely cannon

~~I know this isn’t really a channel for the musical but still~~

ectobat 🌱 12-May-19 06:12 AM

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occamsRazor 12-May-19 07:11 AM

Rip in spaghetti, never forgetti

occamsRazor 13-May-19 08:13 AM

pls asktrump where do Mormons come from

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occamsRazor 13-May-19 08:13 AM

yeah, I’m wondering the same thing

pls asktrump where do Mormons come from

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occamsRazor 13-May-19 08:13 AM

pls asktrump where is bigly located

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occamsRazor 13-May-19 08:14 AM

Okay, whatever you say m8

Mr. Nether 13-May-19 08:14 AM

pls asktrump are mormons cool

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Mr. Nether 13-May-19 08:15 AM

thank you kayne very nice

occamsRazor 13-May-19 08:15 AM

Oh shoot

occamsRazor 20-May-19 12:08 PM

occamsRazor 23-May-19 10:02 AM

From a Christian’s point of view, the Book of Mormon is essentially just Bible fanfiction

Mr. Nether 23-May-19 10:03 AM

Lol

occamsRazor 23-May-19 10:03 AM

why are you booing me I’m right

ectobat 🌱 27-May-19 01:08 PM

“You mean the Bible is actually a trilogy?? And the Book of Mormon is return of the Jedi ? Im interested

occamsRazor 27-May-19 01:21 PM

hhhhhhhhhh

occamsRazor 27-May-19 05:27 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkTz_NQqKA8

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occamsRazor 10-Jul-19 12:38 PM

Apparently there are Mormon bible study classes reserved for single people to further rub in the fact that you’re a sad lonely loser

It’s called the “singles ward” I think

Mr. Nether 10-Jul-19 12:38 PM

Lol

occamsRazor 10-Jul-19 12:38 PM

cHuRcH dAtE

occamsRazor 20-Jul-19 09:08 AM

Mr. Nether 20-Jul-19 09:08 AM

lmao

accurate

occamsRazor 20-Jul-19 09:08 AM

they’ll make great reinforcements

Mr. Nether 20-Jul-19 09:08 AM

yes

first Kyle, chuck norris, and elon musk, who are all going btw

occamsRazor 20-Jul-19 09:09 AM

I mean Utah borders Nevada so...

Mr. Nether 20-Jul-19 09:09 AM

it will be easy

occamsRazor 20-Jul-19 09:10 AM

Pro-gamer tip: if we just peacefully protest (like march and carry signs) the US government can’t gun us all down because our right to protest is protected by the first amendment (edited)

Mr. Nether 20-Jul-19 09:10 AM

yes

occamsRazor 13-Aug-19 07:46 PM

I keep getting Mormon ads whenever I’m tying to watch YouTube nowadays, this happening with anyone else?

Mr. Nether 13-Aug-19 08:12 PM

Nope

Mr. Nether 06-Sep-19 01:25 PM

i forgot about this channel and thought it read normies lol

occamsRazor 06-Sep-19 01:29 PM

Fucking Mormons! REEEEEEEEE!

Mr. Nether 06-Sep-19 01:29 PM

lmao